May we all age like Dick Van Dyke.
Aging like a fine Dick.
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cheroo
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you
Got me there in the beginning…
Good for him!
He’s the original Hollywood nice guy and I hope no skeletons come out after he dies because I want to always think of him that way.
Also, I totally do not associate him with soap operas, so I did not expect this at all.
Same lol. Ig when you’re 98, you take whatever gig you think sounds fun
What a great person, and it’s amazing to see him sharp and…SPRY at 98.
I think he’s had the ring quite long enough
Man he looks good for 98, I hope I look that good at 80.
Another old dude who looks great is William Shatner. He is 93 but I honestly would guess 50s or 60s by looking at him.
His show still holds up
I’d like to ____ her van… fuck no, eject eject, there’s no safe way to end this joke. Snake? Snake! SNAAKE!
Sometimes I write a joke like this and then, instead of hitting post, I hit cancel. That’s worked out pretty well for me so far.
That’s quite fair. It’s an awful joke.
Is this really old one better or worse?
A young man goes to audition for a talent agency. Can you sing? He sings. Not bad! Can you dance? He dances. Hey, pretty good! Can you be funny? He tells a better joke than this one, and executes a spectacular pratfall. That’s marvelous! I think I can sign you, what’s your name? Penis Van Lesbian. That will never do! We have to change it. And so Dick Van Dyke was born.
