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You’re doing it wrong! Nothing better than getting paid to poop!
https://www.jeffgeerling.com/sites/default/files/images/elmo-boss-makes-a-dollar.gif
Wait, what. Why is this gif hosted on Jeff Geerling’s site of all places?
What, you don’t think he poops too?
That gif is when you are trying to get out a fat log after being constipated for a week.
Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.
That’s why I poop on company time.
The solution to cheap toilet paper
Whenever I have to use thin TP i just use way more of it. So much for saving money, dipshits.
Fistfuls. Like wiping with a baseball. That’s obviously the intended purpose of cheap toilet paper.
I don’t know why but the image of wiping with a baseball is hilarious to me.
bidet gang
You’re downvoted but there are travel bidets
Zamn even bidets are travelling and living their best life while I’m stuck at 9 to 5
Travel is never a matter of money but of bidet.
That’s the wrong attitude. BYOTP just to crap on company’s time.
So we are all just gonna pretend she’s not an alien, right?
She’s the most beautiful woman in the world is who she is. Alien? Fine by me!
Oh I didn’t say she isn’t beautiful. She’s a beautiful alien.
We are solidly on the same page.
If that’s how aliens look like I’d let them use my body for experiments
I just put a toilet in my camper van. My own place to poop no matter where I am!
which type did you choose?
The things I would do to your finger…
Same.
I actually keep a small amount of TP in my briefcase for when it has to happen.
fannypacks
Best piece of ass I ever got
It’s like trying to wipe my ass with a CVS receipt. That’s why I never leave home without my supply of 2 ply
This is honestly one of the benefits of WFH, no need for 1 ply, I can have 2 ply or maybe even 3 ply if I’m feeling fancy.
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idgi, who is that?
The point where is that the dress represents the TP and Anya Taylor-Joy represents their finger.
