I read this as “de gato.” Thought you were being cheeky lol got a good laugh out of me.

It’s cottage cheese and a straw, right? Right??? 🥴

Oh my gourd!

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

Chomp

Sounds like he’s the acting landlord coming to check on his properties and tenants but more importantly he’s there to collect. 😸

So you’re saying there’s a chance 👉👈

Happy dia de la independencia 🇲🇽

Poor mouse.

LOL the strongman is grimacing as the nerd unknowingly stomps that his stomach/dick. You have a good eye. Please accept this award as a token of appreciation 🥇

Agreed even just sending a stupid meme or a joke shows you were thinking of them and can be a lighthearted convo starter.

Led Zeppelin’s Hot Dog song comes to mind.

You only have to brush x2 daily and floss once daily for the teeth you want to keep lol

Enjoy your snack, you earned it!

💀

I used soundboards with my friends. My favorite was Betty Grovenstein, she was a sex hotline worker with a nasally New Englander accent.

Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks stranger. 🤮

I don’t miss the often-regurgitated response of “Gee, thanks stranger” that Redditers would say after receiving gold. It would always annoy me.

Sounds like marriage.

Really makes me want to play!