I wouldn’t say ‘full’
It’s called a brojob and it’s totally straight if your eyes are closed
You should also wear socks just in case
I let you jerk me off, and you make fun of my tiny dick. Yeah sure, that seems fair
Sorry, I thought you were into that.
My hands are full of penis, and I’m already in heaven.
Imagine ejaculating out of all 10 of your handpenises simultaneously
So female masturbation is still sanctified. Got it. Let me just go ahead and close the door and turn on this white noise machine…
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The Lord is Come
Mark 9:13
Jesus replied, “Elijah does indeed come, and he will restore all things. But I tell you that Elijah has already come, and they did not recognize him, but have done to him whatever they wished. In the same way, the Son of Man will suffer at their hands.”
That would be great. You’ll have 3 whole days to climb until he rises again.
40 days and 40 nights in the desert with no food and you reckon Jesus didn’t rub one out to lift his mood, yeah, OK
They’ve apparently never met a one armed roofer.
Shout out to my cousin Randy!
This is why you take the elevator to heaven and just fucking jerk it all the way up.
Who is gonna be below me? Nobody. Gonna wank it all the way up.
What if you wanted to go to heaven
But god said “your hands are full of penis.”
It’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t
https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/
I should stop boiling my semen, they are beginning to notice
Holy shit.
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that’s why you take the stairway to heaven!
Well that website was fun lol.
Wait until the pedo priests head about this.
You have to climb a ladder to get to heaven now?
Since when?
There is Jacob’s ladder in the bible, a prophetic dream sequence with various interpretations.
Jacob’s ladder the decorative body piercing is probably not what this meme had in mind, nor is it something you really wanna google at work for porn reasons, but it seems more fun to climb than their idea.
Of course not, helping priests climb to heaven is the altar boy’s job.
