• Hazelnoot [she/her]@beehaw.orgEnglish
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      1 year ago

      my employer has decided to license an “AI RDBMS” that will dynamically rewrite our entire database schema and queries to allegedly produce incredible performance improvements out of thin air. It’s obviously snake oil, but they’re all in on it 🙄

    • x4740N@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      I want to try it but don’t want to risk a corporation exploiting corrupt systems to sue me

      • HappyRedditRefugee@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        Nobody’s stupid enough to

        Every sentence that begins this way is wrong.

        Nobody is stupid enough to belive that every sentence that begings with “Nobody’s stupid enough” is automatically wrong

        Im high