For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Fruit does not belong on a non dessert Pizza, and unless you are a horticulturalist or other form of plant scientist, a tomato is not a fruit (Do you put tomatoes in fruit salad?)
Yes actually. They add a nice tangy tartness to an otherwise blandly sweet salad. Here’s one of my favorite dishes of all time (minus the lemon zest, that’s overkill)
Also pineapple on pizza is great, I’ll go down with this ship. Y’all missing out on the sweet/savory/salty combos can hate all you want
Don’t diss my pesto pear caramelized onion pizza.
Yes I have put tomatoes in a fruit salad, and fruit on pizza is great and many cultures add sweet to savory or salty dishes for better effect.
I am a fuckdamn adult and I will put whatever the hell I want on the pizza I worked hard to earn.