I’ll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.
No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.
No wait…
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Kill them all.
Start with… that one
Samantha knew what she had to do, when her new Ring doorbell began to send her the MKUltra activation code.
Ding-dong! It’s the Americans. Open the country; stop having it be closed.
5G corona virus mind control
Open the Subaru doors HAL.
I’m sorry, Karen. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
The “Everything’s OK” alarm is working just fine.
Ma’am this isn’t a Wendy’s it’s apartment 402a stop buzzing me are you on drugs or something it’s 2am.
Baconator. BACONATOR!
I can’t let you do that, Karen.
Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO???
Head on apply directly to the forehead
Its a women being abused by the evil police
The ship has been getting around since breaking up with never bender
Karenification process commencing, do not move.
When you’re blasted on LSD, THC, MDMA, and Benadryl, the fire alarm SLAPS!
