I’ve mastered the ability to take any idea or thought and transform it into anxiety. Jitters McGee

  • ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    I can make double fart sounds by laying on my back and cupping my knee-armpits with both hands.

    Not entirely useless though; I showed this to my SO 7 years ago when we started dating and she was clearly impressed as she’s still hanging around.