Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025
This is genuinely the worst trailer I’ve seen since Cats. It’s going to be utterly terrible but kids are probably going to love it.
Ah Minecraft. What a great video game to translate into a full-length movie. Everyone loves to talk about it’s checks notes …. uh… story. And, uhh… rich, memorable characters… 😐
I’ll be the first to admit Legos didn’t have an overarching story either and they made an amazing movie “out of Lego” but this movie is only happening because Microsoft bought the rights to the game and because of that there’s no way this will be better than the world-renowned, straight to digital distribution phenomenonal Borderlands Movie
Disappointing.
It’s going to bomb on reviews of course.
But, don’t underestimate clueless and gullible parents that’ll bring their children to this. It’s going to make a billion easy.
8 years to late.
Too Ohio