• ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    I have it on pretty good authority that everyone who likes having sex with humans likes female boobs. And plump round asses. It’s some deeply ingrained evolutionary stuff.

    Doesn’t mean a gay guy is gonna go straight because of some nice tits, but he can appreciate them erotically.

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      2 months ago

      Yeah nah gay guy here to ruin your theory - I’ve got absolutely no attraction to boobs and/or feminine asses. I’m sure some tendency towards bisexuality is more common than strict homo/hetero-sexuality, but I strongly doubt I’m alone in this either.

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          Not sure I can articulate the difference well, but there’s def types of asses you find more commonly on women vs men and vice versa. That’s my attempt to group the types you find more commonly on women together - not very precise, but if you do a couple image searches for comparison it’ll hopefully be clearer.

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      2 months ago

      Doesn’t mean a gay guy is gonna go straight because of some nice tits, but he can appreciate them erotically.

      Is that actually the case though? Wouldn’t you have to be straight or bi/pan/etc to appreciate them erotically?

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      2 months ago

      Isn’t it the same thing with muscles? If anything guys are even crazier about muscles than women

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      I have it on pretty good authority that everyone

      That’s where your comment went wrong. Just about everything that anyone claims “everyone” does is false. Maybe “lots of people,” “most people,” or even “by far, most people” do a thing, but literally “everyone”? BS.

      I don’t like looking at breasts, and I have absolutely no interest in them.