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    I have it on pretty good authority that everyone who likes having sex with humans likes female boobs. And plump round asses. It’s some deeply ingrained evolutionary stuff.

    Doesn’t mean a gay guy is gonna go straight because of some nice tits, but he can appreciate them erotically.

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      Yeah nah gay guy here to ruin your theory - I’ve got absolutely no attraction to boobs and/or feminine asses. I’m sure some tendency towards bisexuality is more common than strict homo/hetero-sexuality, but I strongly doubt I’m alone in this either.

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          Not sure I can articulate the difference well, but there’s def types of asses you find more commonly on women vs men and vice versa. That’s my attempt to group the types you find more commonly on women together - not very precise, but if you do a couple image searches for comparison it’ll hopefully be clearer.

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      Doesn’t mean a gay guy is gonna go straight because of some nice tits, but he can appreciate them erotically.

      Is that actually the case though? Wouldn’t you have to be straight or bi/pan/etc to appreciate them erotically?

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      Isn’t it the same thing with muscles? If anything guys are even crazier about muscles than women

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      I have it on pretty good authority that everyone

      That’s where your comment went wrong. Just about everything that anyone claims “everyone” does is false. Maybe “lots of people,” “most people,” or even “by far, most people” do a thing, but literally “everyone”? BS.

      I don’t like looking at breasts, and I have absolutely no interest in them.

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    even straight women like them. I was listening to some NPR thing about this guy in his 50s who got implants, and sometimes wears dresses and heels, but still considers himself a cis man, and his wife said fucking a man with tits is one of the hottest things you can do.

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        I remember reading a post where the she’s explaining her bisexuality to her grandma and grandma goes, “oh everyone has those feeling. I had feelings for one of my girl friends when i was a teenager.” She then had to explain that no not everyone has those feelings.

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        she said she was straight. how’s about we don’t go around telling other people their sexual orientations

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          Yes, and labels suck. Don’t limit your yourself involuntarily just to fit into one.

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              Nobody? That was a general statement, sorry if that was unclear formulated. I just see many people that first set a label for themselves and then try to fit into it, instead of just doing what ever they want and just use them as a short hand to explain themselves.

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                setting aside the fact that you replied to my comment using “yourself”, if you are referring to all people who use labels, then you are still referring to me. I use labels. it’s not involuntary or limiting.

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          Look, at some point, you gotta stop prefacing everything you say with a disclaimer which appeals to .01% of the population.

          If you’re a biological female attracted to men and feminine breasts, the common shorthand is “bisexual”.

          Sorry, not sorry

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            I have no idea what disclaimer you’re talking about. you don’t get to define other people’s sexuality

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    I suspect that the enjoyment of boobies is sort of subjective to each individual for both lesbians and straight men alike

    Personally, I fucking love them

    ( . ˠ . )( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆ )( . ˠ . )

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    Pansexual woman chiming in; boobs are distractingly wonderful!. I’m more of a butt girl, but always appreciate nice boobs 😅

    Being a dominatrix, might help though. Nipple clamps, biting them, teasing them; it all adds to my pleasure.

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      We pretty much all love them. Some of us love them even more than that…

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        I’m not sure how much the normal amount is, but I’m pretty sure I’m a “more than that”.

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          Bit of a contrarian, eh?

          pretty much

          I can’t fully answer the question without speaking for all men.

          Also, I can’t speak for all men if I honestly answer the question.

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      Straight guy here, boobs are nice, vaginas are nice. Don’t like ass tho. And I’m impartial to feet, armpits and all that other stuff.

      I do have to say that physical attraction is not that important, I am always looking for the right vibe.

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      Probably not those from cultures where breasts are less sexualized.

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      Idk. I’m an aro/ace and to me it’s mostly just another body part. I’d be surprised if most gay guys would feel different

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    Allow me to blow your mind: gay guys like boobs, too, just for different reasons.

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      Wat. I didn’t know that! I mean, I’m not offended by dicks, but I don’t love (or even really like) them…

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        Oh, you see, that’s not the same thing. Most gay men are absolutely fucking terrified of vaginas, for example. A total mystery that, for most of us, we have only ever encountered in a biology class. (On the other hand, we probably know more about them from that biology class and our lady friends than most unmarried straight men). However, even as a straight guy, you could admit that dicks are fun to play with, even if it’s just your own. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        Ya see, as best, as I can figure, the boob thing for gay guys is that, it’s a novelty because we don’t have them (usually), they’re actually kind of neat and fun, and if you push them together, they look like a butt, which is something we actually do like.

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          Dicks are fun to play with? That’s news to me. For guys, I am attracted to muscles. For girls, I like things that bounce.

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    Asexual and sex-repulsed married lesbian here. Although I love my wife romantically very much, I don’t want to do anything to her chest.