I’ve been sent dick pics before, but being a lesbian they were very unwelcome. If someone sent me a painting of their boobs, though, yep—seems like that would work.
I would honestly feel obligated to marry any girl who sent me a painting of her boobs. That’s a lot of work. There’s no way you don’t look back and regret missing the girl who SENT YOU A PAINTING OF HER BOOBS ON IVORY.
Beauty Revealed is an 1828 self-portrait by the American artist Sarah Goodridge, a watercolor portrait miniature on a piece of ivory.
Goodridge gave the portrait to statesman Daniel Webster, who was a frequent subject and possibly a lover, following the death of his wife; she may have intended to provoke him into marrying her. Although Webster married someone else, his family held onto the portrait until the 1980s …
Imagine holding on to the nude pic that dad’s old crush sent him.
Wait until you see Beauty Revealed.
I’ve been sent dick pics before, but being a lesbian they were very unwelcome. If someone sent me a painting of their boobs, though, yep—seems like that would work.
I would honestly feel obligated to marry any girl who sent me a painting of her boobs. That’s a lot of work. There’s no way you don’t look back and regret missing the girl who SENT YOU A PAINTING OF HER BOOBS ON IVORY.
Imagine holding on to the nude pic that dad’s old crush sent him.
I jerk off to this painting as my dad did and his dad before him.