• assembly@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      I’m no car scientist but I’ve done my research. I get my own air from rural areas, bag it up, and bring it home for my tires. Nothing but the best free range organic air goes into my vehicle.

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        2 months ago

        GMO air is just as good as organic air, you hippie! I’m sick of all you wooden tree-huggers telling me how much better you are. I hug cell towers painted like trees and can feel how much it hums with love. In fact, my doctor says it’s causing my heart to swell, which is how I know my love is real! My doctor even told me I need to stop, but I know it’s just cuz he’s super jealous.