some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to Technology@lemmy.world · 30 days agoMeta fires staffers for using $25 meal credits on household goodsarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1400arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1386arrow-down1external-linkMeta fires staffers for using $25 meal credits on household goodsarstechnica.comsome_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to Technology@lemmy.world · 30 days agomessage-square103fedilinkfile-text
Gotta get creative with your layoffs when you already did massive layoffs but still need to please wall street.
minus-squaretoiletobserver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·30 days agoCan i have that $400k job?
minus-squareLetstakealook@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·30 days agoRight? I promise not to scheme on $10 worth of toothpaste.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down3·30 days agoHonestly, I would refuse if offered, because I’m not selling myself to Meta for any price. And I’m not making anywhere near $400k, but I do have a comfortable salary with a company I don’t hate and a team I like.
minus-squareAtropos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·30 days agoI’ll do it - only gotta fake it for a year and then I can buy a house!
Can i have that $400k job?
Right? I promise not to scheme on $10 worth of toothpaste.
Honestly, I would refuse if offered, because I’m not selling myself to Meta for any price.
And I’m not making anywhere near $400k, but I do have a comfortable salary with a company I don’t hate and a team I like.
I’ll do it - only gotta fake it for a year and then I can buy a house!