Install Linux
You can only install Linux at that point
Open up task manager manager
Wait, that’s illegal
Install Task Manager Manager
htop
top
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You have no tasks, there’s nothing to manage. I’d say you’re done for the day.
Run new task? More like run away.
What’s the point of even “modernising” task manager?
Normies that would care about task manager being too ugly probably don’t know it even exists.
There goes the last dependable program that Windows had to offer
It happened a while ago too. Like windows 8 I think. Old task manager popped up no matter how laggy your computer was. It has some sort of highest priority and didn’t depend on much. Making it reliable. Since 8, this changed. Any changes since have been add-ons and reskins. I like how it shows things like gpu now but at what cost.
wait a little bit, electron is still loading…
now install gentoo
Okay, I don’t think Gentoo is the best OS for beginners
But
I think people new to computers (yes, I mean kids) should be handed a computer booted off a gentoo image with the handbook and wiki.
Where is your god now?
oh hey look, another dave!
There is a developer setting that enables “kill task” in the task bar right-click menu. I recommend enabling it. I believe this is new since I just found out about it. It may only be in Windows Insider Dev Channel and/or Windows 11 Enterprise version, I’m not sure.
Start > Run > taskkill /F /IM:taskmgr.exe
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Time for good ol’ Ctrl-Alt-Del…
Er… I mean, time to hit the good ol’ reboot button.