0x4E4F@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year agoNot my problem sortinfosec.pubimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1677arrow-down113
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minus-squareBatmanAoD@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up125·1 year agoReminds me of quantum-bogosort: randomize the list; check if it is sorted. If it is, you’re done; otherwise, destroy this universe.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up81·1 year agoGuaranteed to sort the list in nearly instantaneous time and with absolutely no downsides that are capable of objecting.
minus-squarevithigar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoExcept you missed a bug in the “check if it’s sorted” code and it ends up destroying every universe.
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoThere’s a bug in it now, that’s why we’re still here.
minus-squareZaphod@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 year ago The creation and destruction of universes is left as an exercise to the reader
minus-squareBatmanAoD@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoCreation is easy, assuming the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics!
minus-squarerandom72guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·1 year agoInstead of destroying the universe, can we destroy prior, failed shuffle/check iterations to retain o(1)? Then we wouldn’t have to reload all of creation into RAM.
minus-squareBatmanAoD@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoDelete prior iterations of the loop in the same timeline? I’m not sure there’s anything in quantum mechanics to permit that…
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoWhat library are you using for that?
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoIn Python you just use import destroy_universe
Reminds me of quantum-bogosort: randomize the list; check if it is sorted. If it is, you’re done; otherwise, destroy this universe.
Guaranteed to sort the list in nearly instantaneous time and with absolutely no downsides that are capable of objecting.
Except you missed a bug in the “check if it’s sorted” code and it ends up destroying every universe.
There’s a bug in it now, that’s why we’re still here.
Creation is easy, assuming the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics!
Instead of destroying the universe, can we destroy prior, failed shuffle/check iterations to retain o(1)? Then we wouldn’t have to reload all of creation into RAM.
Delete prior iterations of the loop in the same timeline? I’m not sure there’s anything in quantum mechanics to permit that…
What library are you using for that?
In Python you just use
import destroy_universe