Can we please not bring needless self censorship here? It’s bad enough on reddit.
Chances are this was done before it reached lemmy, because other platforms (notably Facebook) will give you trouble otherwise.
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Masterbate*
SEX*
Fixed those for ya
Masturbate* Fixed that for you
Thank you gracious scholar
Why is masturbate and sex censored?
Whoever did it most likely intended to make money from posting it and they can’t without censoring it. At least that’s been the general consensus every time I see this asked and answered and your other choice is the snowflake bloke.
Cut and paste journalism on little blogs
The bigger question is why are the censored so badly?
Maybe it’s only meant to be enough to fool automated censorship systems?
Like leave it easy for us to read but deny the algorithm from having reason to hide it.
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You can call them what they are. Conservatives.
I’m so glad that a and e got censored. I was about to be soooo offended.
I got offended by the censor.
You mean c*nsor
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S*x 🤮
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Sax
Yakkity, ideally
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It must be nice to not have to care about lasting too much/too little time.
Not really
“Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn’t flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That’s like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that’s why you’re nervous”
Watching that movie after it was revealed that Brett Favre was kind of a scumbag is even funnier.
Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?
Not right before, but helps to do regular to not be a 1 minute man.
Can relate. I guess every guy had that issue at a young age when you got blue balls and just looking forward that date when you’ll get to release it, just to be touched once and have to step out to clean yourself. You’ll NEVER make the same mistake again.
I last too long for most normally. I’ve even faked orgasms. I wish i was orgasmic as these MFs
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It means you have trust issues and jump into bed with people too soon. That makes it a stressful situation where you can’t let go and focus on feeling good.
Make sure you get down safely after jumping to that conclusion
I see you’re playing George Costanza’s favorite weeknight game: Jump to Conclusions
Ok Dr Phil.
Oooooooor they’re making it up.
Oooorrr they’re on medication that affects it like some SSRIs or opiates.
Ooooor porn addiction
Oooorrrrr individuals are individual.
Only because my GF won’t get me off first.
Is this true? Does this work?
Yes but you want to time it right
Next time you wank it just have a pre wank and youll find out.
Just do what I do and take spiro! You’ll never cum too fast ever again 👍