ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?message-squaremessage-square180fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1137arrow-down1message-squareYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square180fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down2·4 months agoNothing. Everyone is going to get the same alert and freak the fuck out, clogging all the roads, making it impossible to get to a shelter. I have 2 choices: Center of my cinderblock house and hope for the best. Submerged in the hot tub and hope for the best.
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minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·4 months agoIn that case, hot tub. False alarm? Still got a soak in the hot tub. :)
minus-squarePennyRoyal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·4 months agoSubmerged in the neighbour’s wife/daughter/pool boy/donkey (delete as appropriate)?
Nothing. Everyone is going to get the same alert and freak the fuck out, clogging all the roads, making it impossible to get to a shelter.
I have 2 choices:
Center of my cinderblock house and hope for the best.
Submerged in the hot tub and hope for the best.
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In that case, hot tub. False alarm? Still got a soak in the hot tub. :)
Submerged in the neighbour’s wife/daughter/pool boy/donkey (delete as appropriate)?