• Chozo@fedia.io
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    The Surgeon General has just declared that deoxygenated blood is blue inside the body.

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      I couldn’t find any news stories to confirm this, but given the current administration’s picks, I still can’t tell if you’re serious.

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        LOL, no I was just joking about the absurd state of the world we live in currently. It’s just a joke today, but tomorrow it may be real, at this rate.

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          It’s likely we’ll all be required to open our veins to ensure only patriotic red blood that embraces conservative values is flowing in our body.

          Our bone marrow can probably keep up with continuously replacing all of our blood, right?