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I can fix her
Let Me Solo Her
From day 1. You’re all bots
Everybody on Fedi is a bot except you
Beep boo- hey shut up, you stupid bot!
You’ll ruin it for the rest of us!
Hey, that hurt my simulated feelings
Dead internet theory strikes again
Hey got the same one.
Is nicole cheating on me? q.q
She messaged me twice.
I’ll make sure to say hi for you next time.
Fediverse has grown big enough for this to occur
Isn’t that a good thing?
Yea it is
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Hey I got this message, we are going to be going on a date soon. I just need to help her with some financials first, but I don’t see it as an issue.
Darn, and I was so sure that it was specifically me that these Polish chicks were interested in. I got two messages.
I was told horny moms in my neighborhood were available.
I wonder if I could get two of these bots to talk to each other…
Maybe it would fill up their servers’ storage
I’m more interested in power and hardware on queries ;)
i got the same message a few hours ago
Lol, same
I even saw that account commenting on one of my posts, reported it and got removed
Me too. Twice. Same message, same picture, two different users.
I did notice that Lemmy is mysteriously bereft of women. I wonder what you needy bastards did…
I am the horny lonely single in your area.
Yup
My first spam on the Fediverse
I thought she was just lonely and extremely awkward.
She is, and you’re the only person who can fix it, message now!
It doesn’t take long to realize one can post in a “penpal” or similar communtity (create one if there isn’t) rather than messaging an awful number of strangers. Spamming is not okay either way, too bad few people realize it is spam without it being exposed by others.
Yep, got it. Twice, actually, somebody’s finger must have slipped.
It was kind of inevitable that fraudsters would figure out making a sockpuppet on here is easy.
She likes you!
Heh. Jokes on her, I’m poor.
Oh Dann I got this same message but it got deleted before I checked my inbox. I guess the instance mods are on point.
I had forgotten those were a thing ever since I got off Tinder. Luckily I’ve always been too cynical to believe unsolicited messages from women lol
“So, uh… I heard you like shitposts” licks thumb and slicks back eyebrow
Hmm… you know lady, I’m kind of a big deal in the comments.
Time to let my troll off its leash.
