Don’t call me Shirley, though

Yes, but… here comes the next squeeze. I know that they would sell us the rope to bang them with, but god damn.

I don’t know… tools made by companies who can’t wait to get in bed with the Pentagon to kill brown people around the world would seem to be toxic af.

It may be that Linus Torvalds has the political literacy of a doorstop.

I know that no Western country has a spotless record, but… I’m surprised the US government isn’t trying to exterminate the local population with infected blankets.

How can you pass the Gandhi purity test?

Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?

Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?

No has never no’d so hard.

I just hate Adobe.

Bombing people didn’t prevent the Nobel Prize committee from awarding Obama. Trump won’t get one because he’s dumb af and keep saying the quiet part out loud.

They can go f*ck themselves.

I stopped using Samsung products when they locked the bootloader with the One UI 8.5 update and before that I probably only skipped a couple of generations of Galaxy Note and Ultra phones.

I understand wanting to keep customers inside your ecosystem, but that should be done through convenience, not by holding hostage the hardware I already paid for.

Thing is… they folded. I wonder if it has to do with the number of US military bases on EU soil.