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honk shoo mimimi swag
Drip 🔥
That’s technically 4, no?
4 + hat
Nevermind 4. I have concerns about 7.
That’s more of an answering the door kind of outfit.
Have you never felt a ladies feet at night? Ice blocks.
No…

The ladies fear my nocturnal footsicles.
Imagine this… It’s -10C outside, 4am so the solar batteries have drained and the heating stopped an hour ago. The winter duvet is amazing, but the bathroom is a tiled floor. By the time you’re done peeing, even the socks are starting to get cool. You rush back into bed, carefully not slashing the warm duvet with your diamond nipples.
I hate clothes but my autism variety is socks on always
My autism requires me to first get my shoes on in order to think straight.
But nothing feels better then slipping my socks off to be barefoot under a cool blanket and finnaly stop havjng to think.
Cold feet
My SO has very few boundaries, but… THE SOCKS STAY ON!!!
I’m cool with it.
it’s a circulation issue.
Yep, my feet are usually cold
I currently have a torn toe nail and I’m terrified of turning over in my sleep and catching it on the sheet and tearing it further back so I’m currently sleeping like 7 for now. I despise it.


I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I’m in the van, it’s winter and there’s no heating.
Mostly because drugs
Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?
Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?
heating is expensive
Definitely more than drugs.
My Ex used to sleep wearing only an old shirt of mine. She’s tiny, I’m huge, she wore it like a nightgown, one shoulder showing, hanging down to her knees.
And I loved her for it.
has… has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯
(sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)
My dad went from #6 to #2 in just one easy house-fire.
Usually in fires clothes burn away and not into existence
He was correct and a house fire made him doubt himself?
He climbed out a window nekkid and had to hang out in a car until the neighbour brought something over he could wear.
As a former fireman, he shoulda known better ;-)
6 is the only way, sitting naked in a car or not. I will die on this hill
I recall my friend’s brother being proud that he carried his pregnant wife out of the house during the big Northridge earthquake here in Los Angeles, but he was Winnie the Poohing it with a #4, so immediately had his ego deflated.
Looks like Xavier’s making it around lemmy today, and is still watching yt ads

Literally the post above this one for me.
Kofi has clearly never had a girl sleep over at his place in nothing but one of his shirts.
Right? It’s hands-down the sexiest one.
How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.
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Secret 8th option to wear whatever you happen to be wearing at the time minus shoes, as i did for 22 years of my life
Who’s the madman with just his socks on?
Socks? Like plural?
I only wear one sock, until it gets wet…
My feet get easily cold, alright?
just had number 4 last two nights, highly recommended. this bear knows his shit.
Hi, Mr Duck!

I’ve been on #4 for summer, add a hoodie for winter. I’ve been sleeping better than ever!
#4 is underrated. I usually do #6 in summer and #4 in winter.
7 Is wicked evil
This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks










