You can regularly blast the port with compressed air to minimise the build up of crud which necessitates this, but the time comes to all.

An adult did this to me when I was a kid and got mad when I started spraying them with silly string.

I can only see this as a scam that will have no real practical use and dies out after about 2 years.

My dad is bald at the back, my maternal grandfather was bald at the front. As a result I’m what’s called bald as fuck. Thick beard though.

I can not understand why they made that decision.

The old carpet in my last house had underlay foam covered in a thin layer of plastic. I didn’t realise my cat had managed to lift the corner behind the TV and eaten a strip of the plastic. He pooped out that strip with several chunks of turd wrapped around it like anal beads, started playing with it and left it in his favourite place, behind the TV. Didn’t find it for about a day, but I smelt it.

A lot of right wing nutters in the UK claim that Muslims are trying to take over the country and make everyone follow Sharia law, which doesn’t allow eating pork. Spouting off online that this move is part of that conspiracy would be very on brand for them. Much like Alex Jones’ “making the frogs gay” tirade.

OP is probably Indian or at least from a Hindi speaking household.

As another commenter here pointed out the show in the bottom left is M.A.D. (music, art, and dance). It was produced in India and originally in Hindi, starting in 2005. I can’t find any information about international syndication for that show but it would have been weird for it to be on TV in the US at that time.

The Richie Rich cartoon in the top right first aired in the US from 1982-84 according to IMDB. I can’t be certain if there were repeats (or “reruns”) of it shown in the US but if there were its unlikely to have been a big part of kids’ childhoods in the mid '00s. One thing I did find was a bunch of Hindi dubs of the show when I searched “Richie Rich India” so its more likely a Hindi language channel would have been broadcasting those dubs around the time that M.A.D. was on the air.

Rahul is also a popular name in India and the username Rahuliy is probably some variation of that.

Don’t get me wrong I understand the frustration around the US centric nature of a lot of platforms and some of the communities here on Lemmy but that probably isn’t the case here.

The original show was Takeshi’s Castle from Japan in the '80s. It was shown in the UK with Craig Charles from Red Dwarf commentating but to be honest that wasn’t as funny as the version you linked to.

I can’t even conceptualise what happened based on this xray, all I know is it looks fucking painful.

The idea of trying to put clothes on a cat fills with me with fear.

Guessing because this Photoshopped rather than made in Excel

Paywalled article. Pretty fucking apt.

You better walk your ass to aisle 15 for a pallet of engagement rings

They were bullshit, but the BBC really pushed it for years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NmdUcmLFkw

They just visited houses that didn’t have a license on record.

Edit: Apparently they were real. The BBC can fuck off.

Bit of a harsh way to put it but yea it’s not difficult. Pull the foreskin back, clean it along with the rest of the dick.

British penis owner here. Cirumcision is rare in this country and as far as I know the rest of the world. I imagine most British people would find it strange, the inverse of your friend’s experience. My instinct is to say don’t perform an unnecessary medical procedure on your child and let them decide as an adult. You can’t put a foreskin back on. But I sympathise with the cultural aspect of it you’re having to contend with in the USA.

Side note: I did consider getting circumcised at one point. I was in a BDSM relationship. My penis was consensually “hers” and she preferred it after being with a Jewish guy. It was a rule that I couldn’t get it out without retracting my foreskin. If it had become a long term relationship I might have done it.

You’re outta there!

Shikaka…