AmidFuror

One of the definitions of “physical” in the American Heritage Dictionary is:

Of or relating to matter and energy or the sciences dealing with them, especially physics.

Makes sense now. He needs three arms because he’s got two turntables and a microphone to deal with.

It’s a fun post full of colorful characters.

It literally pays for itself. Do they not have traffic cops where you live?

Instead of enforcing traffic laws, municipalities now want to turn the roads into obstacle courses so people can’t even drive at the designed speed.

Barron’s, technocrit? Is this Bizarro World?

Headline uses “continue” twice. Not great writing.

ceenote might be saying that OP’s dad watches more porn than OP.

Man who walk through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.

What’s it doing out and about? They’re spoiling the veal.

Sorry, but where did you get your information? Nobody is flying magic carpets above 300m.

Damn Zionists at it again.

The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot.

The data may already be selectable text, but usually the formatting after copy paste is horrific.

Don’t fret. When I want to switch to A minor, I keep my finger firmly in place on a very thin nylon G string.

Just because they’re ideal for wildfires, I don’t think we should be pushing for more hot, dry days. What if we don’t even want as many wildfires?

Keep a solar power calculator in case of apocalypse.

This article links to a previous one about alleged grooming of an underage pageant contestant, but it’s pretty weak sauce.

Is it November already?

Nice try. I’m not spoiling them by sharing.