I think from now on I’m going to refer to it as the Bank of Ontario

Unless their title has less words in it and they make more money than you, then unfortunately often yes it is your emergency

Microsoft Outlook 2: the search for more money

The crossbow in that game is hilariously OP

This was covered extensively in the book, and isn’t quite as macabre as the title would suggest.

I’m sure they know. I’m also sure they don’t care. I’m 1,000% sure they have never even cared to think about it.

Anybody who’s talented enough to attract Mike Portnoy on drums gets an automatic listen from me. And Neil is about as good as it gets in the prog rock scene these days

For what it’s worth, MxPx used to be a Christian band, but they fully renounced that a long time ago. They are as secular a punk band as you can get these days. I must admit it was a little hilarious hearing Mike drop f-bombs to the audience in between songs lol

“every time a user glances at the time in the lower right, we count that as an active user”

Any port in a storm

So Ian Malcolm was right the whole time

I spend my day around doctors. They take their Hippocratic oath very seriously, and this comment in no way exemplifies most of the practitioner behavior I observe on a daily basis.

The insurance companies and for-profit hospital administrators on the other hand…

I don’t think anybody is pretending it’s a legitimate reason. We all know the reason. The developer knows the reason. It’s exactly what you think it is

To expand on this, the creation of the list of the seven are mostly attributed to Pope Gregory I, and the popularization of that list was mainly through Dante’s Divine comedy where sinners are uniquely punished for their sins, and most of those correspond to one of the seven deadly ones. There are nine circles of hell though.

Brb, going to go embezzle $10 million then quit

Before I lost interest I remember the one thing about this game that sucked more than anything else for me was the inventory system. Obviously you had limited weight in your character, but even the chests in your base had limited inventory. It just meant that I would always end up dumping all my shit into that one container near the beginning of the game that had no limit. So the entire concept of building a neat base was lost to me, Mr Loot E. Goblin.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing to not put it in a fruit salad.

That was my first thought, they’re using the Fox News legal defense

He is literally the enemy

He can do anything he wants. Not legally of course, but when has legality ever stopped him before. It’s all so depressing