Trump invented crypto?
Trump invented crypto?
Ok, but why do I smell hippos??
They will now be known as Doctors With One Border
Democrats are saying things about me that cause republicans to shoot at me!
Eh, they had a good run 🤷♂️
You know shit is serious when world leaders start slamming things
“Yeah, our quarterback sucks and we haven’t won a game in 3 seasons, but they’re my team and I love them”
That’s it. That’s as deep as it gets with magats.
You cheer your team and you boo your enemies. You don’t need to know why.
Oh damn!
They slammed it?? Fuuuuuuck. 🤯
What, we have to pay for extra security because this guy is bad at math?
Nobody had a faster robot?
This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual
[Jadzia Dax intensifies]
AFAIK even gay guys love boobs. I’m pretty sure everyone loves boobs
Maybe a little freedom as a treat?
If you don’t understand socialism, sure.
We really should have made The Jungle required reading
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Finally.
An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’
JFC