Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

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So does that mean they no longer have nuclear capabilities?

Does she chew with her mouth open?

Rip

Very on script for an addict

Somebody’s family is having a rough week

Hay is for hoses, straw is for turtles

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Putin is gonna be so pissed at her

So that’s the guy Vance was allegedly fucking?

I honestly can’t keep all the subplots straight on this newest season of Politics. Way too absurd to buy

So if I’m doing the math right… that’s 3 total moons:

Moon

Mini moon 1

The second mini moon

Science is fun.

Finally.

An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’

JFC

Trump invented crypto?

Lemmyors

Ok, but why do I smell hippos??

They will now be known as Doctors With One Border

Democrats are saying things about me that cause republicans to shoot at me!

Eh, they had a good run 🤷‍♂️

You know shit is serious when world leaders start slamming things