I stole one of my brothers friends.
I stole one of my brothers friends.
Hey we found the murder weapon
Come on speech writers for Trump. You have one shot to go down in history. Don’t fuck it up
Good thing it’s not a raven
A reverse Three little pigs. Where the pigs (cops) are the bad guys, and the wolf is just a pot head
Age 12
Doraemon would whoop mewtwo
Who said America would be on the allied side?
Just because they are on the same side doesn’t necessarily make them allies. The enemy of my enemy is my friend…for now
The Neo Axis powers: China, Russia and Isreal
History is repeating it self.
In 2005 my family went to Disney world. At the hotel we stayed at there was a buffet. Every morning we would get the breakfast buffet and every morning my plate would be filled with scrambled eggs. For 2 weeks my diet was in large part just eggs. On the day we go home I start feeling gassy. I got the walking fartz real bad and they are foul. While getting on to the plane I let one out in first class and the old lady next to me looked like she was gonna throw up. If it had been a longer flight I may have been banned from flying
Do me a favor and give them a Dutch oven for me
I was actually really excited to see this movie. Then I realized Seinfeld is in it and my desire went out the window
Reading manga. And I got a job
I don’t get the second one
Yep not my circus not my monkeys
This is pumpkin old spice