I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

You beat me to it.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).

I’d like it if Joss Whedon could finish a series. Firefly? The Nevers? So much potential to just get thrown away after one season.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

The first six weeks of GTA Online are my favorite gaming memories. I was working 8 hours, gaming 12 and sleeping 4. I’m still friends with people i met in the racing lobbies…

You know your JRPG’s.

Statue That Just Found Out It’s A Statue is my new spirit animal…

In 2007, my big companies that i adored were: Bethesda, Bungie, Bioware and Rockstar. They’ve all gone the way of the dodo as far as I’m concerned nowadays.

“Nobody wants a Pink Vader…”

Create a fake lottery to help get a fascist into office for the end goal of turning that $300bil into $1tril.

Thanks, TRex from Kung Fury!

A: “Must be doing something right then.”

B: “Oh no! Anyway…”

C: “That’s nice. I’m thinking chicken for dinner.”

D: “Did you say something?”

No no, you have your old desert hobo do the arm removal.

Inb4 “the whole Outer Rim is AmErIcA” group.

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

According to this ancient documentary… Yes. Yes they are.

I don’t know about that, but i do know that .666 is the mark of the milliBeast.

Lotta 90’s stuff comes to mind:

Garbage - Special

Primus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver

Not 90’s but:

Gorillaz -Dare

DJ Shadow/Run the Jewels -Nobody Speak

First ones that come to mind.