Listen, if you believe that, then you also know that you just have to tell your local representative of Jesus that you did a bad and are really sorry and you’re back in the heaven club.

Or, you realize that the whole concept is nonsense and there is no heaven and no hell.

Either way, fucking is great and you should do it premaritally to the max extent. Just remember to use protection, kids!

Remember, folks, if you, ever come across a bomb, mine, or anything else that looks a little bit like it might explode, get away, don’t try to handle it, and call the authorities. Even “practice bombs” like this one can be extremely dangerous, sometimes even moreso with age.

The ring came off my pudding can!

Agreed. I narrowed it down to a small species of ocean fish that was featured in Finding Nemo, but couldn’t figure out how to pin down a specific species.

1qaz2wsx!QAZ@WSX gang checking in.