My favorite Texas dig is: If you cut Alaska in half, Texas would be the third biggest state.
Alaska: “We have the biggest state!”
Texas: “How long does it take to drive across?”
Alaska: “We wouldn’t know, we’ve never left Anchorage.”
Alaska: our mountains are so huge, weather so severe, and land so vast, that mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state. Come at me, Texas.
mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state
Only pipelines
Texas: the biggest usable state.
As long as it doesn’t get too hot, or too cold… or to windy… Or wet… Come to think of it, a lot of stuff has managed to grind Texas to a halt lately.
In West Texas, we don’t know about this cold or wet you speak of. Plenty of hot and wind though.
FTFY: the biggest
usable(mentally) unstable state.Nah, that’s Alaska.
Florida Man has entered the chat
No, that’s Florida. Alaska is the most geologically unstable.
Is it less geolocically stable than the one thats literally nothing but volcanoes and in the middle of the ring of fire?
No, that is just the biggest state.
I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.
Texans can’t.
Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don’t.
So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.
We also have legal psychedelic mushrooms, at least where I am in Oakland.
Also, I fucking hate cowboys. Had a layover in 2001 in Dallas. I couldn’t believe how many cowboy hats, boots, belt buckles. It was a clown show. I’ll never fly through Texas again.
All hat, no cattle. Too much truck, not enough dick. Just like jacked up stupid trucks, it’s suburban men cosplaying. They’re imitating a culture they aren’t a part of and don’t understand.
You can buy delta8 or whatever it is now at shops in TX tho, in fact https://www.texastribune.org/2025/06/22/texas-thc-ban-bill-greg-abbott-veto-senate-bill-3/
One good thing Abbott has done
Bigger in everyway! Bigger crime, bigger gun problem, bigger capture by oil companies, bigger environmental damage, bigger racism, bigger highways… The list goes on!
Bigger douchebags
Not to defend Texas, but Alaska has waaaaaay more crime. At least if we’re talking about violent crimes. I wanted to move there once, but I decided against that based mostly on that factor. Approximately 8 in every 1000 people will commit a violent crime in Alaska. For reference, Texas is about 5.
But Texas has 40 times the population
I’m talking about per population. Of course if there’s more people there’s more crime.
*does not include bigger area
Yep. One guy in my class had an exchange student from Texas. Absolute biggest asshole. A real advertisement for Texas: “Never go to a state where they breed idiots like that.”
One of the worst people I ever had the displeasure of working with was from Texas.
Granted, I have also worked with others from Texas that were fine.
And the biggest drunk! Wait…
my state of despair
Everyone knows Colorado would be bigger than Texas if you hammered it flat.
Actually makes me wonder what the 3d surface areas are relative to their 2d projected surface area.
The surface area increases if you flatten something out while maintaining the volume.
Yes obviously.
This is why I am curious about the relationship between the relative projected 2d surface area and actual 3d surface areas between the mentioned locations.
Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.
Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea levellaughs in Western Australian
Oh yeah? Well my state is blue.
(Aka not considered a shithole state)
Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker on the side of their car? Hell, who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the windows? Good luck removing them without destroying your paint once you get sick of them.
Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the bumper?
People who take care of their cars, that’s who.
The bumper is usually made of plastic. If you had to put bumper sticker on the car, the bumper is a very good choice.
Lol
My province is bigger than your state
You assume I give a shit about the state where I live.
In 2145 the competition between the two states takes a violent turn as the cyberpolarbear division meets the mechacowboys in brutal mechanized combat, fighting in the sweltering heat among the gaint sand dunes in the deserts of Anchorage.
Russia: We can fix that.
If they keep their Berings Strait!
It’s such a fundamental information.
the arrogant cowboys are the best NFL team to ever do it
Every year is our year!
