Oh, so they’re gonna refund all her contributions to the system over the last 60 years, right? /s

Sim City 3000 soundtrack.

Wipes tear from eye.

So is this the immigrant scum we were warned about?

Reminder: Musk is originally from South Africa

Yeah “sex sells” only works when society is not constantly exposed to more extreme content.

Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman … … . … … <draws breath> Candyman

“Tonight’s top story: While people are dying, we decided to share an attention seeker’s ramblings. Ho hum, thoughts and prayers”

Ugh, “Apple Park” sounds like it was named by someone unfamiliar with the word “orchard”, which actually seems totally on-brand for Apple. Nevermind.

Chickmate!

“If they don’t, this will be the last election. That’s my prediction.”

As always, projection, projection, projection. Project 2025 says this is literally their goal.

Wait till they drop you as a customer by cancelling your payment tier,then send you countless begging letters over the next month begging you to return. If you wanted my money that badly, why did you cancel me NETFLIX???

“The American nation is an actual historical people, not just a hodgepodge of various ethnicities, but actually a place of settlement and rootedness.”

Tell me more about how you have 0 clue about the origins of your country…

You mean delicious?

“My uncle thought he was St. Jerome” Alice the librarian, Ghostbusters

By Grabthar’s hammer!

Not weird at all, just a different perspective they weren’t previously aware of. One group I know of that does this is people who follow stoicism. Memento mori!

FYI this appears to be the US Staples only. In Canada (or at least Ontario), Goodwill accepts electronics recycling, now that Staples has shut that down.

Is it considered a technological advancement to remove something which exists now and actively makes life worse? I’d like to remove “health insurance” as a concept

Deep a dee bob bay! 😄

Dogs and cats, living together! Mass heysteria!

But ser! Wizz theez Rocher, you arr spoiling us!