At least you’re hott then right

The main lights shut off until the door is opened, and a display with the word ‘altitude’ starts counting down

They said so at CPAC a couple years ago, right?

What happened to him?

The infection has been festering and swollen for decades, we just kept rubbing dirt and covering it up, letting it get worse.

Now it’s quite a bit harder to cover up and ignore.

Doesn’t everyone keep light reading material in the bathroom anymore‽

You’re on the nose with that, which is why ground.news is so vital especially now. You can read about the same story from multiple perspectives and often they’ll have a handy synopsis that has key info from all the writings.

Or for that matter, see through the flood and read about things that matter a lot more.

LARPing as a wizard and not destroying lives is cool as fuck, actually. Having fun in a wholesome/safe/non-invasive way is the coolest goddamn thing you can do to recharge.

This is the opposite of being a wizard.

I want someone to ask him if his couch knows he’s sitting with other furniture.

‘Do this thing, but in the best scenario you’re not doing the thing.’

He must have left them a long damn time, we always had a (countertop) banana hanger and they never fell from the peels like that.

Whenever you comment, it’s… Never clear.

Hear hear* Not trying to be a jerk, just sharing because I thought it was funny the first time I saw the phrase.

Start saving but also you’ll lose benefits if you save too much to get bent I guess

Sounds like a whole app idea.

I had this thought nearly exactly. She was such a love in either role.

0.000000381%

Having done zero math to reach this figure, it’s known to still be optimistic.

Wasnt expecting to see the news dude at the end of . . Wow that was depressing.

Fuck yes. I love what Moore’s been up to honestly.

Reading this I heard a pakled