I would take a little bit of each of their clients starters, mix 'em together in a new jar, and make the ultimate sourdough starter of all time! Muahahahaha!

They’re even calling those they arrest who aren’t their original targets, “collaterals.”

Sherman didn’t go far enough.

One Trip Rule is a lifestyle.

For some reason I imagine the girl saying this in a Scottish accent.

QWOP

Or when the cursor becomes a chainmail glove.

Time to blow it on:

One item at the grocery store

These are magnificent. Now I can turn off my brain lol.

Need a million dollars for that.

My addled brain read this as apartment vs Duke Nukem Forever.

Ah yes, a table long enough for Putin.

The fonts don’t even match ffs. They couldn’t even get that part correct.

Also just a heads up, your EA and Steam can only be linked once per lifetime.

It’s irreversible if it’s linked incorrectly.

git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help' 

Flying cars still aren’t a thing yet, despite having been promised since the time of the Jetsons.

I’d even settle for a flying broom at this rate 🧹

Do they not realize this will also drive away their own customers?

Last one I remember that used voxels was Delta Force 1, released before 2000

Just type harder lol

Mash that keyboard

A lot of my Steam Deck play is when I can’t be arsed to get out of bed to go to the computer to game.