I tried edibles on Saturday for the first time, as a test run for tomorrow the rest of the week.

Yeah but this way you can screenshot the post and send it in a group chat to complain about a four panel comic that is just the exact joke from the show.

For my anniversary dinner last night I wore a cute green sweater and sweatpants and my wife was like, wtf are you doing it’s 104F out.

Anyways, dress for the weather you want not the weather you have.

I’m more upset than I should be that they just copied -Dylan instead of matching the typeface and putting "Dylan".

3 years ago I would have killed for 24Mbps

I learned recently that banner ads on websites and apps track your physical location, which is then sold to all sorts of people for all sorts of reasons.

Do you mean correctly? If not, there have been several predictions this month.

There was a lot of talk relating the eclipse and Israel to the end times, and then last week there was this:

Whenever I talk to philosophers on zoom, I show them a program I wrote that simulates their consciousness having a zoom call with me, so they can’t be sure the zoom call is real or if they’re a brain-in-vat.

Is it? I would expect someone to come up with either toggling a variable back and forth for even/odd, or counting by 2s, heck, treat it as a floating point, divide by two, and search the string representation for a period or something!

I didn’t even know I was sick!

Best I can do is a crummy soda brand:

I think they meant what they said. “Remember that you will die” does mean something similar to “you only live once.”

What was wrong with that one?

I believe sometimes bad actors will purchase goods from themselves using illegally obtained payment information and then actually send the goods to the victim to try to argue against the chargeback and/or make the victim think “hmm maybe I did order this…”. Or they could be trying to make their devices less likely to trip fraud detection systems for a larger haul. Not sure how well this all works though. With more expensive things (phones, TVs, etc.) I’d think they’re planning on swiping the package before you get it, but with coffee I’d be shocked if that was the plan.

We, a Christian nation, should instead teach Church Numerals like GOD INTENDED! (/s)

Albany identity is not Albany expression

I have one of those. I spent most of my life confused why when I scratched my left ear, it made a waxy feeling in my throat and made a horrible smell, but nothing like that happened with my right ear. After I got married, my wife asked if she could “pop the pimple on my ear”, and she squeezed around that sinus and it oozed this horrible white goo.