In this, we are one.

I mean… he was definitely making butts at first, right?

Wow, of all the wrong things he that have been said in memes, this is one of them.

I would absolutely save my wife first. Now, do I actually have to save the second person?

Grew up in the Catholic Church in New Jersey, USA and we had these every year.

When I was very young, maybe 7 or 8, my parents took me to Rancocas Nature center in Westhampton, NJ. There was a jar full of tiny, rubber dinosaur figurines in bright neon colors because it was the 80s. I asked my parents if I could get one, but they said no (we had very little money). Well, the ranger manning the shop held up a little orange ankylosaurus and said if I could name it, I could keep it. Well, grade school me was like, “Game on, motherfucker! It’s my time to shine!” I wound up winning 4 of them before the ranger said he might get in trouble if we kept on going. I don’t remember what the other three were, but that neon orange ankylosaurus was my favorite toy for a very long time!

I hope that ranger is having a great life!

Pineapple

Oh, that’s a good one!

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Love Rex!

Oh, come the fuck on…

I can’t be the only person who first read “Fuckwhale”

Nice try, pickpocket!

I like the second one better. The white is a little too much for a dark bottle.

Anyone else see Darkwing Duck in that image at first?

Ted Lasso

Super subjective, but for my handtool woodworking, my grail is a pistol grip Stanley 610 drill. Do t know why, but ever since I saw one, I’ve wanted it!

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

It’s mega-maid, sir! She’s gone from suck to blow!

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster