I’m the king. Of jalopies.
“I love everything about nights but I can’t stand the day, the sun melts calmness away.”
-Bracket


Oh can we please make this happen?
Most of us in the northern hemisphere. But only temporarily.


I think they’re called elfbars or something?


And they prolly didn’t measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.


I’m going to allow this


Technically this is the correct answer


My cat recently got skunked in her dumb face. I promise a fresh skunk is way fucking worse than one not fresh.


Like the fake security threat happening in my state that conveniently made everyone forget about Elon rambling about Epstein?


You can get bidets here!


2.6 and I’ll throw in my cat* for free
*Cat may be idiot with only 4 lives left


People with money are better. Obv


Wife and I are letting ours go for only $3m
OBO
Capitalism!
I’ll drop it off for anyone if needed.
I’m very trustworthy.
Very.
I promise.
*French SpongeBob voice
“2 hours later”
Do you mean audibly gasping?