My friends call this my “accent”.

That is interesting how it went away and came back. Putting me on a ladder almost paralyzes me. I have to block the world out and focus on breathing in order to finish the task I got up there to do. .

I’m terrified of heights. No one knows. I’m great at faking it.

Thank you for asking this. I’m that student that had the same question but was afraid to ask.

This is what I was coming here for.

Thank you

The Michigan one. Made me laff.

That, my friend, was hilarious.

Those also describe the state of Florida and Texas.

I promise!

I am! I just applied for my first principal job and I would hate my wrinkled ass with a can of beans kept me from it.

If I wasn’t wrinkly and old I would shut down lemmy with a naked pic holding a can of beans.