Are we not doing “phrasing” anymore?

It’s the only way to be sure.

☝️underrated comment. I’ve been doing remote tech support & customer service for a few years and taught myself to smile whenever I’m typing out a message to a customer. Even though the customer can’t see it, it nudges my head in the right direction and makes the work more tolerable.

My UPS guy deserves every penny of it.

This post has been sponsored by tigers who want you to forget that you are made of tiger food.

When I first heard her on ‘The Lion and the Cobra’ in '87 her voice hit me like a truck, and it left a mark that never went away. She was 100% an artist, never a mere entertainer. Such a loss 💔

What’s wrong with sand? Why do you seem to hate it?

I faw two of thefe today hanging out by a dumpfter.

Upvote for the bidet, I got one a couple of years ago and love it.

Homeowner’s insurance, hands down.

I used to bitch every time I made a payment and then one day my house burned to the ground. The insurance payout for the house itself was twice what I paid for the house, and then they paid more to cover the contents of the house.

Yeah, I don’t complain about paying that bill anymore :)

I don’t even have kids and yet this is me.

This is the way.

Lemmynistas