I’m so sorry.

Ah, I know what you’re getting at. Honestly, it sounds incredibly plausible. 4chan’s porn has always been…off.

Ok, I’ll bite.

Why?

[Handmaid’s Tale intensifies]

Real talk, an asteroid wiping us out would only expedite the inevitable. If we could pull together and deflect an asteroid, there’s hope. If not, we failed the test and die with the consequences. But we don’t need the asteroid to fail this test. We’re making great strides towards destroying our home with home field advantage.

Never gonna catch me 👽

That’s Darth Jar Jar to you.

This is what I would do. My charisma stat is way higher than it was as a kid, so I might be able to make my school years less hell.

You sound like an ad. It triggered my uncanny valley response. Please never do that again.

Did you stub your head?

I don’t think I know what progress looks like anymore.

Pass that along to their branding coordinators. No one here can do shit about what products are named.

That’s pretty cute. I support this.

I have dude wipes and a bidet. Fite me.

Outside of like farm animals, I think it’s unlikely that most people are just okay with all but one animal being killed. I know I’m not okay with it, and I’m hardly special. I also know I’m not remotely in the position to do anything meaningful about it, and I suspect that is the case for most people. Perhaps you’re confusing inaction with apathy.

One of us is missing something. Are you seeing a correlation between spaceman and cowboy? Because I’m seeing two Woody’s up there.

Your point also invalidates age verification for porn sites. Just use dad’s ID.

That’s…that’s just a lie. Why are you telling such an obvious lie? What do you gain? What does anyone at all gain from you being so obviously wrong?

“If this is a choice that can be made, please allow me to make a similar, arguably more humane choice.”

It’s not that complicated choom.

That’s what I’m interpreting. Man is a red flag.