Much of the time I can’t even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

What does the first sentence in the post say?

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

Spectacular

Welch’s made a fruit punch soda that was next fucking level for me.

Precious hamburgers?

Tim Honks

She looks like one of the marionettes from Team America

The back fell off

Might as well, I’ve only eaten at two Roadhouses, but they were damn good for a chain steakhouse

I’m shocked. SHOCKED I say!

Very carefully

I literally just learned about that about an hour ago on a documentary show I’m watching.

I’m glad to hear that. Our Lt gov is a real piece of shit.

Like that’s been stopping anyone

But ONLY when it’s unborn. Once it’s out, it can go fuck itself for being born

It’s a quick and easy crunchy snack that’s pretty tasty. Break up the noodles into small pieces/clusters, dump in all or part of the flavor packet, and shake it up really well, then snack away!

And it wasn’t even close to funny or clever.

No need to squint when the thumbnail shows it clear as day

I don’t remember what it was called, but one of my cousins had one that he was always playing when we would visit for Thanksgiving. I just remember the cartridge was a bright sky blue