Well, brown and yellow rarely pour out simultaneously.
Most people first get the crayon out then comes the juice.

So how do you do my fellow ball-havers?

Thanks to you I remember now why I will never book food or drinks.

I imagine if the slightest thing seemingly goes wrong it could have a snowball effect.
People rushing in panic in any direction out of fear or curiosity.
Landing a plane that size is hard enough but with all the mass tumbling around makes it even more unpredictable.
The seatbelts aren’t for your safety allone, they also keep your mass in place so the plane doesn’t react unpredictably.
Also a big plus if during the turbulences you’re not getting flailed by the whirling around extremities of a beltless corpse or getting crushed by its torso.
Remember, force equals mass times speed and there can be a lot of accelerstion during turbulences.

Also, lost fedditors
Did they defederate?

The reason to not open unsafe mails.
Their could be links that alert them and multiply their efforts towards scamming you.

Duck and cover.

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Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.