I’ve been paying Spotify $5/mo for years but i quit anyway. Y’all are sticking with it and paying full price? Crazy.

“Make evil CEO cry by fellating different, alternative, evil CEO”

No ty

This is super good. I love it.

Nah, our little tech buddies love being dragged from purgatory and made useful again. Revive and use your old hardware!

Yeah, I’m willing to comprise for a realistic solution to the billionaire problem.

Okay, federal minimum wage * 1m

100% over a billion

million
fine, I’ll settle for 10 million

How to avoid ICE:

• Dont be a US citizen
• Dont be pulling out of your driveway
• Dont leave room and wave them by in traffic
• Dont be friendly and tell them “I’m not mad at you”

Undocumented immigrants pay substantial amounts toward the funding of public infrastructure, institutions, and services. Specifically, we find that in 2022, undocumented immigrants paid $96.7 billion in taxes at the federal, state, and local levels. More than a third of that amount, $33.9 billion, went toward funding social insurance programs that these individuals are barred from accessing because of their immigration status.

https://itep.org/undocumented-immigrants-taxes-2024/

“Whales may be easily deceived and caught out by the gently sloping tidal flats and a rapidly falling tide,” the NZ conservation dept said in a statement on Thursday.

That makes sense, i was wondering how it could happen.

I’ll split my guesses into characters:

L
E
O

Most relatabke shit ever.

I can. not. keep. up.

I thought people liked me. lol

How naive!

Okay

whut

Why should we know this?

Sorry to hear that. My 2026 has actually been great and refreshing.

I return to work tonight so we’ll see hpw long that lasts.

Such a classic.

El Hoyo (En: The Platform)

It’s also in English but i watched it in Spanish.

My favorite three communities from the othersite are niches of niches (of niches again, even) that simply aren’t popular with this crowd. lol