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  • MehBlah@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldSad fact of life
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    9 hours ago

    Whatever. Really, I just love how there is always someone willing to climb that hill and tell me how to cook. It takes no time to clean as you are cooking. If you can’t properly wash your hands that is on you but somehow I manage to cook my meals and the cleanup at the end is always brief.














  • There was this old cold fusion joke that went something like that. Where a programmer notices someone getting free energy. They proceed to fix the bug, recompile and reboot. Fixing the problem.

    Days late but I’ve found it

    “Yo, Mike!” “Yeah, Gabe?” “We got a problem down on Earth. In Utah.” “I thought you fixed that last century!” “No, no, not that. Someone’s found a security problem in the physics program. They’re getting energy out of nowhere.” “Blessit! Lemme look… <tappity clickity tappity> Hey, it’s there all right! OK, just a sec… <tappity clickity tap… save… compile> There, that ought to patch it. Dist it out, wouldja?” – Cold Fusion, 1989