The EMDrive wasn’t real

I feel the G7 will soon be the G6

If you look back at the 2k8 crash gold plummeted almost as fast. People sold it off to cover other positions.

That’s so yeet

I watched a guy chug a bottle of orange Listerine, ramble incoherently for ten minutes, then proceed to have uncontrollable diarrhea all over the seat before getting off the train.

“EVs lack comparable torque to ICE” - guy in my rearview mirror

Not surprising, the card was filled with… UNCOMPRESSIBLE DATA!

New form of key compression unlocked!

I wouldn’t put it past a Husky or Malamute

It’s far easier to hit the ball over the fence than you think it will be.

The solution is to de-commoditize the housing market. Block all foreign and corporate ownership of single family homes. Throw out all the speculators.

Really? I had it on mine right after Israel and the US attacked Iran earlier this year.

This describes pretty much every large company.

It’s not just the chips that keeps NVIDIA ahead, it’s the 20ish years of optimizing their software across every industry.

Most people never see a single thing any politician ever says that isn’t a sound byte on their favorite news source. I bet if you asked a large group of people if they have ever watched an political speech in its entirety that 98% would say no.

Not even half a Wynne of detestability

They must have mistaken it for an orphanage

I think this is due to the exact opposite happening for a lot of Millenials. University was touted as the only option, and a lot of people went and got degrees in things that didn’t make them employable. At the same time the trades were downplayed. This has bred a lot of resentment of any university degree, as a lot of people see theirs as a failure that may have crippled their finances/lives.

“My idiot son left the sofa making machine on and now we have to blow them out!”

Roseanne had a lesbian couple in it. Roseanne’s boss at the diner was also gay, but I don’t remember if they ever introduced his partner.