Most personal computers run Linux.

Because most personal computers are phones.

Ahem

LIIIIIIIIIIINUX!

Helpful to say the person’s name before you ask. “Sarah, what’s the resistivity of tungsten?” Then the others will tune out before they even hear the question.

Everything is political.

Nah. Cults are small religions. He was in charge of the biggest religion. That’s the opposite of a cult.

I declare myself pope, and as my first official act, I’m excommunicating all my antipopes!

You’re not too bright, are you?

We don’t need terrorists. We need assassins and revolutionaries.

So what’s all this about penguin tariffs?

The end? No, no, no. The point where the state is abolished is the beginning. We don’t pack up and go home after we abolish the state. We live in the world we created. Everything before the state is abolished is preamble.

OP is gonna get banned by the admins for implying communism is stateless

There is no functional reason to have a toilet connect to an outside server

So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.

She’s a surfer girl in blue, and she’s got some nice big curves to her front

I hope you told her that consensus reality is a social construct and the real world doesn’t exist outside of being an agreement by society to promote certain values and interpretations.

I want her to start running right now. Fascism is here, we can’t afford to wait.

Psychiatrist never diagnosed him with ASD. Psychiatrist never diagnosed him with NPD. It’s all rumours and stereotypes. He wants the sympathetic stereotype, Lemmy users who think they’re leftists want the unsympathetic stereotype. How about we leave stereotypes out of the conversation to talk about the piece of shit he actually is, instead of which neurodivergencies we think we can use as weapons against him?

Don’t forget that Elmo is also an autist. You could just as easily and just as truthfully say an evil autist is destroying the country.

I don’t know why you’d want to politicise a mental disorder like that, but since you’re already doing it, you might as well go all the way.

Imagine how pants-shittingly-scared the oligarchs would be if one got capped and they couldn’t find the killer?

I don’t have to. That’s how scared they are now. Luigi is a cope. He didn’t do that, he’s just there to make the oligarchs feel better like a night light

They’ll call the actual shooter a copycat.

If Discord were on GitHub with a GNU licence, Revolt wouldn’t need to spend all this time re-inventing the wheel.

If Revolt enshittifies, the next replacement won’t need to spend time re-inventing the wheel.

Even in the worst case scenario, this is a step in the right direction. And I’m not convinced of your worst case scenario.