Wow, nobody said sea lion yet. Cute, yes. Vicious, also yes.

That sum has not yet been printed

Big Trouble in Little China

Princess Bride

Romancing the Stone

The Shining

Full Metal Jacket

Love a two stroke street bike!

Right? I’ve known some Becky’s that were alright but I have also met some real Becky’s.

I have difficulty believing that you were with us in the 80s. You don’t know shit.

No. Reactionary horseshit is all you’ve got coming.

That’s not an unfair portrayal in the southern US.

No, I want a light pickup from the 80s or 90s but with a warranty and a full size bed and no back seat. Y’know, something kinda utilitarian. A fucking Ranger is bigger now than an F-150 was in 2000. An F-150 is a goddamn SUV with a worthless 4 foot bed. What the hell is that good for?

Wow, tell us how indoctrinated you are.

Wet blankets don’t burn well

Or , hear me out, what if US auto makers stop trying to force overpriced oversized trash on us? Maybe try to compete?

Fuck the music industry, but fuck AI made music even more. The goddamn robot is supposed to take my factory job and leave me with the time to write songs not the other way around

No, you see the joke is that teachers aren’t people.

No outrage over the tan suit?

These tracks were laid illegally in the first place. The tribe should just go remove that shit from their land and tell the rail company to get fucked.

The fact is, with the world we live in being like it is, why the fuck not smoke? For the chance to live a little further into the distopian hellscape of our impending future? Some reward that is for denying myself something I enjoy.

Potato Potato, Where’s That Oil Coming From, In the Back of the Pickup Again

It’s a circle. One color.

Then the Pis silent and we’ve all been saying it wrong this whole time.