He’s got a jaw like Quagmire
And he left more people fucked.
Because he crept into their houses at night and wrecked up the place.
Those are jowls
AROOO
No outrage over the tan suit?
Ah you noticed that every president since WWII has worn tan suits. Very good.
Richard Nixon always looked like he was born with extra face.
Charlie kirk is his arch nemesis.
He looks like Jimmy Carr with a bigger jaw.
Jimmy’s older, shittier brother.
Look Billy Carter was a drunk but no one was ever as drunk as Nixon in the White House
Ha-ha-haaaawhhh!
“My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!” ―Richard M. Nixon
He got one in his hand, one in his mouth
Richard Nixon always looks less polished than JFK of his era, because Slicky Dick refused to wear makeup for TV and pictures, thinking it was woman’s stuff.
And then popped those two beetles in his mouth one in each cheek.
I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis. A good republican body.
Before his jowels grew in
He looks like he has ultramumps
It’s funny, I’ve seen so many caricatures of Nixon that I forgot what he actually looked like.
“No mom I swear I’m making them… uh… fight”
Is there a game of Thrones reference there?