Why not?

That’s rash city, Jake, rash city!

24fps vision is a lie told by Hollywood so they can save on film

I guess Reading is not his strong suit

A new browser touches the beacon

For some reason the first time I read it, I thought it was an “L” so now I always call them “Apple mages”

I learned recently that there’s a word for this, which is “thought-terminating cliche”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thought-terminating_cliché

I might try that, but I’m also pretty certain that I read somewhere in the documentation that it was a deliberate limitation for whatever dumb reason

I have a pair of Bluetooth headphones with a USB C port, that won’t charge unless the other end of the cable is USB A. So no USB C to C cables. Every time I have to charge them I want to report AKG to like, the EU parliament, or something

I feel like the old guys in my area just talk about their health problems 😂

Something to look forward to, I suppose

Can we call such police “Starmtroopers”?

Ok, besides the sewers, what have the Bulgarians ever done for us?!

You got it

It’s gotta be 1.5C hotter on average for a decade, not just a year

I get that. Where is the irony? I think to be ironic there needs to be some air of unexpectedness. I certainly think it’s amusing to say that you were buffing a nerf gun, but maybe not unexpected

But I think Alanis Morissette would be on board

Why is that ironic?

We do what we want, because we can

Pretty sure it’s matte in the US, too

Do they watch reels? Or shorts?

But it’s a shortcut!