Native English speaker who’s been trying to learn French formally and informally for years and every time I open my mouth I just feel like I’m taking a chainsaw to the language as a whole.

Slippery mfs indeed.

Holy fuck that’s awful

I have no doubt that this is a good thing and will improve quality of life, however just the concept itself is the stuff of nightmares.

Teeth…just there….growing….

What the fuck….that’s some gestapo level shit right there. I don’t know what the answer to this is but it needs to come quick.

Texas - where the dumb is especially bigger.

OP pls….

No issues with either one of these options tbh

I climbed that pyramid forever ago when it was still legal to do so.

Tons of people were going up & down. I didn’t realize things had changed and that it was also on the list of “new” 7 wonders of the world.

It was a bitch coming down though because it’s so steep.

Anyway, dude should have known better.

Odd how he doesn’t make the same claims about Mexico. /s

It’s a pretty cool place. Good food and drinks.

Tabbies are the best!! <3

Last sentence is chef’s kiss.

wtf Mozilla :(

What the fuck

An underground tunnel, if you will. A very boring underground tunnel. Kinda loopy.

They’ll be competing to see who can scream it louder.

This really brings it home. Motherfucker went out of his way twice to display his white supremacy.

It’s on our internal searches as well. Some 404’s, some “due to executive order (whatever the fuck number) this page is no longer available” message.

Oh thanks for that ‘cancel’ tip!

Yeah - this is infuriating. I flew today and went to take out my laptop & tablet - I had packed them in my bag so that it would be an easy move.

She started barking at me not to do that. So I asked about shoes. “I wouldn’t have said it if I didn’t mean it.”

Goddamn lady. You just had to say yes.