Hold my flip flops, I can fix that mythological creature!
She can make me
worsedeadTbf I’ve been breathing a lot recently, a tolerance break would do me good.
Which would be an improvement i think. While you’re there, can you ask if shes bi?
Yeah, if a siren texted me this I couldn’t promise I wouldn’t accept tbh
Was considering without a siren.
She’s good for me bro. Trust me.
I can fix her
The sirens got to adapt in our modern world 😁
Sirens used to beckon in person, with their voices, smdh.
On another note, this is a good rendition of a siren song for the game Hades 2 sung by Ashley Barrett. I’d prolly jump in.
She will take the suffering from you!
My real wife knows I don’t have a daughter!
You’re lucky I’m getting stared at through my webcam by a Gor…
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Sirens were ancient creatures of mythology who sang to passing ships, inducing those onboard to throw themselves into the sea.
I’ll bet they appreciate modern waterproof phones!
So much.
